The-Ozbozz-Aliens Blogspot

The-Ozbozz-Aliens Blogspot

poniedziałek, 16 kwietnia 2012

Aliens And How To Get Them Pregnant!

                                                       The Ozbozz Aliens!
                                                How To Get Them Pregnant!


" " Hey, xxx This Is Me Klaudia Niemiec Again And These Are 12 Things That You Have To Do To Get Youre Goo Alien Pregnant!

Okay First You Have To Buy A Girl Alien They Each Cost €2 Or 1Pound It Depends What Alien Youre Buying But It`s The Easiest Way To Buy A Normal Alien.

1.Once You Bought Your Alien You Have To Take Youre Alien Out On A Flat Surface The Best Way Is To Put It On A Wooden Table.

2.Take The Goo And Put It In The Freezer The Time Depends If You Have Different Couloured Aliens 
Pink,Peach,Green: 5Minutes.
Red,Purple,Grey: 10Minutes.
Gold,Silver,Blue: 15Minutes.
Then Take The Goo Out And Put It Out On The Table Too Cool Down For 5Minutes It Should Be Sticky By That Time.

3. Put The Goo Onto The Alien And Put It Back In The Shell And Then Put It In The Fridge For 5Minutes.

4. Take It Out After 5Minutes And Put It In Hot Water But Not Too Hot Or Else It Might Die! Put It In The Water For About 5Minutes Till It Gets Hot.

5. Take The Alien Out And Put It In A Dark Place Where It Can Get Pregnant Do Not Touch It For About 5 Hours Or Else It Might Loose Its Baby.

6. After 5Hours Go And Take It Out Of The Shell But Do Not Hurt It Or Touch It`s Tummy Or Head, It Will Need Some Company So You Can Talk To It.

7. Everyday You Will Have To Give It A Small 5minute Bath So It Will Be Fresh But As I Said Do Not Make The Water Too Hot.

8. During The Days You Will See That The Aliens Goo Is Getting Smaller And Smaller But Do Not Panic Because That Is A Godd Fact Because The Alien Is Eating It`s Goo And If The Aliens Goo Will Not Be Getting Smaller During The Week Then Unfortanetly Youre Alien May Be Sick Or Dead.

9. When The Goo Is Nearly Eaten By The Alien And The Alien Got Really Fat Then That Means That It Will Be Ready To Give Birth During The Day So Better Leave It In Peace For A Few Hours Or So.

10. When The Alien Will Be Ready To Give Birth It Will Have A Few Holes On It`s Tummy,Back,Legs,Arms And Head So You Have To Prepare A Small Blanket The Aliens Shell And Some Hot Water And A Sharp Thing (Not A Nife) And Then Put The Blanket Under The Alien, Take The Sharp Thing And Open The Aliens Back The Baby Will Be There In A Different Colour It Will Be Small So Take It Out Easily From The Mothers Back.

11. The Alien Will Be About 8cm Long And It Will Come With It`s Own Goo So Put The Small Alien On The Blanket And Leave The Mother On The Blanket Too So They Can Have Some Company.

12. Everyday The Small Alien Will Grow And The Mothers Back Will Be Closing, After A Week You Can Play With Them And Take Them Outside But Be Carefull With Them And Good Luck! xoxoxoxo....xoxoxo. "